How to run bad:

Step one, get coolered:
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Step two, play horrible:
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Step three, get caught with your pants down every time you make a play:
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Step four, FTP decides to check min-raise while you reload your chips wtf:
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Step five, take awesome bad beats:
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Step six, never play a 3-bet pot with AA.

Step seven, whine a ton and pretend like I played really good.

I think I need to write, stop, think, react on my hand.