Word of the day: Unsick

Full Tilt Poker Game #10044362255: Table Breeze (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:15:47 ET - 2009/01/14
Seat 1: Fissy12345 ($45.15)
Seat 2: SHIPPOPOTAMUS ($59.35)
Seat 3: flolikemike ($32.15)
Seat 4: JuriVranjes ($50.35)
Seat 5: MWalsh86 ($25.10)
Seat 6: BBBill_92679 ($51.40)
flolikemike posts the small blind of $0.25
JuriVranjes posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHIPPOPOTAMUS [7c Kc]
MWalsh86 calls $0.50
BBBill_92679 folds
Fissy12345 calls $0.50
SHIPPOPOTAMUS calls $0.50
flolikemike folds
JuriVranjes checks
*** FLOP *** [3c Jh Ks]
JuriVranjes checks
MWalsh86 bets $1.50
Fissy12345 calls $1.50
SHIPPOPOTAMUS calls $1.50
JuriVranjes adds $0.15
JuriVranjes folds
*** TURN *** [3c Jh Ks] [7h]
MWalsh86 bets $4
Fissy12345 folds
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $57.35, and is all in
MWalsh86 calls $19.10, and is all in
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows [7c Kc]
MWalsh86 shows [Ah Ac]
Uncalled bet of $34.25 returned to SHIPPOPOTAMUS
MWalsh86: sick
*** RIVER *** [3c Jh Ks 7h] [3h]
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
MWalsh86 shows two pair, Aces and Threes
MWalsh86 wins the pot ($50.35) with two pair, Aces and Threes
MWalsh86: unsick
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $52.95 | Rake $2.60
Board: [3c Jh Ks 7h 3h]
Seat 1: Fissy12345 folded on the Turn
Seat 2: SHIPPOPOTAMUS (button) showed [7c Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 3: flolikemike (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: JuriVranjes (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: MWalsh86 showed [Ah Ac] and won ($50.35) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 6: BBBill_92679 didn't bet (folded)

There you have it, calling the rest of your money off as a 3:1 dog and then hitting after you played your hand horribly is UNSICK. Somebody who feels the need to say that after a poker hand which they won is an obvious douchebag who spray paints into gym socks and then huffs it to get high because that's what you do when you play Aces terribly and have no friends. I wasn't really bothered by it because I was just trying to shut the hand down and thought the way he called so quickly he had KJ, but was surprised when he had only AA. But hey, I was was playing K7 with him in my crosshairs in the first place.

I made many horrible mistakes during the 800 hands I played after dinner, but still somehow made $20 during that span. The way I played this river is just disgusting and baffling.

Full Tilt Poker Game #10045379341: Table Chow (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:15:40 ET - 2009/01/14
Seat 1: TecmoSuperBowl ($102.35)
Seat 2: TomOnTilt ($50.95)
Seat 3: countgrrrrr ($124.30)
Seat 4: willymayshayes ($52.70)
Seat 5: SHIPPOPOTAMUS ($70.90)
Seat 6: vivir el sueno ($72)
TomOnTilt posts the small blind of $0.25
countgrrrrr posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHIPPOPOTAMUS [Ac 9c]
willymayshayes folds
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $1.75
vivir el sueno calls $1.75
TecmoSuperBowl folds
TomOnTilt calls $1.50
countgrrrrr folds
*** FLOP *** [9d 6d 8h]
TomOnTilt checks
SHIPPOPOTAMUS bets $4
vivir el sueno calls $4
TomOnTilt calls $4
*** TURN *** [9d 6d 8h] [Ah]
TomOnTilt checks
SHIPPOPOTAMUS bets $13
vivir el sueno calls $13
TomOnTilt folds
*** RIVER *** [9d 6d 8h Ah] [5d]
SHIPPOPOTAMUS has 15 seconds left to act
SHIPPOPOTAMUS bets $10
vivir el sueno raises to $26.50
SHIPPOPOTAMUS calls $16.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
vivir el sueno shows [9h 7h] a straight, Nine high
SHIPPOPOTAMUS mucks
vivir el sueno wins the pot ($93.75) with a straight, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $96.75 | Rake $3
Board: [9d 6d 8h Ah 5d]
Seat 1: TecmoSuperBowl (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: TomOnTilt (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: countgrrrrr (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: willymayshayes didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: SHIPPOPOTAMUS mucked [Ac 9c] - two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 6: vivir el sueno showed [9h 7h] and won ($93.75) with a straight, Nine high

Seriously Pete, seriously. The only reason I can think of why I bet, and then called a raise is that I was upset that the worst river card in the deck came when I had 2-pair vs the worst two players at the table.

Here's another one. This one is a little different because the villain is soooooo loose and passive preflop, and this is about the 5th continuation bet he raised from me. 3 in a row I'll believe, 4 I'm skeptical, 5 fuck your face.

Full Tilt Poker Game #10045011505: Table Breeze (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:54:16 ET - 2009/01/14
Seat 1: Fissy12345 ($46.30)
Seat 2: SHIPPOPOTAMUS ($66.40)
Seat 3: flolikemike ($28.65)
Seat 4: JuriVranjes ($50)
Seat 5: hurt71 ($18.20)
Seat 6: Nickw1979 ($54.60)
Fissy12345 posts the small blind of $0.25
SHIPPOPOTAMUS posts the big blind of $0.50
5 seconds left to act
hurt71 is sitting out
Time has expired
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHIPPOPOTAMUS [Jd Jh]
flolikemike calls $0.50
JuriVranjes folds
Nickw1979 folds
Fissy12345 calls $0.25
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $2.75
flolikemike calls $2.25
Fissy12345 folds
*** FLOP *** [4s Qs 6h]
SHIPPOPOTAMUS bets $4
flolikemike has 15 seconds left to act
flolikemike raises to $10
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $63.65, and is all in
flolikemike calls $15.90, and is all in
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows [Jd Jh]
flolikemike shows [Ac Qc]
Uncalled bet of $37.75 returned to SHIPPOPOTAMUS
*** TURN *** [4s Qs 6h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [4s Qs 6h 3s] [Ad]
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows a pair of Jacks
flolikemike shows two pair, Aces and Queens
flolikemike wins the pot ($54.95) with two pair, Aces and Queens
SHIPPOPOTAMUS adds $12.25
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $57.80 | Rake $2.85
Board: [4s Qs 6h 3s Ad]
Seat 1: Fissy12345 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: SHIPPOPOTAMUS (big blind) showed [Jd Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: flolikemike showed [Ac Qc] and won ($54.95) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 4: JuriVranjes didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: hurt71 is sitting out
Seat 6: Nickw1979 (button) didn't bet (folded)

The players during the night were way looser, and way more aggressive than the guys during the day. I ran about 800 hands of about 30/24/3 during the day, and running 20/15/2 during this last session. The reason being I hate to build pots when people disregard pot size in the first place. They're equally willing to go broke with top pair in a $5 pot as they are in a $15 pot. The difference is that in small pots their bluffs are less threatening when you keep them honest, and their top pairs still lose their whole entire stacks because they don't know any better.

Anyways here's my big winners on the day:

Full Tilt Poker Game #10038291100: Table Lazarette (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:07:03 ET - 2009/01/14
Seat 1: Broxwalker ($50)
Seat 2: toto117 ($36.70), is sitting out
Seat 3: gamblestar77 ($14.55)
Seat 4: SQUARES ($88.75)
Seat 5: mattk20 ($51.10)
Seat 6: SHIPPOPOTAMUS ($55.70)
mattk20 posts the small blind of $0.25
SHIPPOPOTAMUS posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHIPPOPOTAMUS [Jc 9c]
Broxwalker folds
gamblestar77 folds
SQUARES calls $0.50
mattk20 folds
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $2
SQUARES calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [Qc 4s Js]
SHIPPOPOTAMUS bets $2
SQUARES calls $2
gamblestar77 adds $5
*** TURN *** [Qc 4s Js] [5c]
SHIPPOPOTAMUS bets $5
SQUARES calls $5
*** RIVER *** [Qc 4s Js 5c] [8c]
SHIPPOPOTAMUS has 15 seconds left to act
SHIPPOPOTAMUS bets $13
toto117 stands up
SQUARES raises to $57.25
SHIPPOPOTAMUS calls $33.70, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $10.55 returned to SQUARES
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SQUARES shows [Ts 5s] a pair of Fives
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows [Jc 9c] a flush, Queen high
SHIPPOPOTAMUS wins the pot ($108.65) with a flush, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $111.65 | Rake $3
Board: [Qc 4s Js 5c 8c]
Seat 1: Broxwalker didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: toto117 is sitting out
Seat 3: gamblestar77 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: SQUARES (button) showed [Ts 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 5: mattk20 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: SHIPPOPOTAMUS (big blind) showed [Jc 9c] and won ($108.65) with a flush, Queen highFull Tilt Poker Game #10045383492: Table Date (deep 6) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:15:54 ET - 2009/01/14
Seat 1: Vik Flash ($50)
Seat 2: SHIPPOPOTAMUS ($109.85)
Seat 3: bigroostah ($51.30)
Seat 4: chipstacker2005 ($94.35)
Seat 5: Top Marx ($14.95)
Seat 6: INo1989 ($54.70)

I <3 thin value vs donkeys. I know exactly how this next guy plays hands he thinks are really huge and this wasn't it.

chipstacker2005 posts the small blind of $0.25
Top Marx posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHIPPOPOTAMUS [Ac Kh]
INo1989 has 15 seconds left to act
INo1989 raises to $2
Vik Flash folds
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $6.75
bigroostah folds
chipstacker2005 folds
Top Marx folds
INo1989 raises to $14
SHIPPOPOTAMUS calls $7.25
*** FLOP *** [Td Js Ks]
INo1989 checks
SHIPPOPOTAMUS checks
*** TURN *** [Td Js Ks] [5c]
INo1989 bets $16
SHIPPOPOTAMUS has 15 seconds left to act
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $95.85, and is all in
INo1989 calls $24.70, and is all in
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows [Ac Kh]
INo1989 shows [Qs Qc]
Uncalled bet of $55.15 returned to SHIPPOPOTAMUS
*** RIVER *** [Td Js Ks 5c] [8h]
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows a pair of Kings
INo1989 shows a pair of Queens
SHIPPOPOTAMUS wins the pot ($107.15) with a pair of Kings
INo1989 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $110.15 | Rake $3
Board: [Td Js Ks 5c 8h]
Seat 1: Vik Flash didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: SHIPPOPOTAMUS showed [Ac Kh] and won ($107.15) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: bigroostah (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: chipstacker2005 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Top Marx (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: INo1989 showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens

Full Tilt Poker Game #10036724535: Table Busa (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:08:26 ET - 2009/01/14
Seat 1: Gauge ($48.80)
Seat 2: oVIRUSo ($59.70)
Seat 3: SHIPPOPOTAMUS ($50)
Seat 4: cuteannie ($35.50)
Seat 5: bocca78 ($61.80)
Seat 6: DirtyPrttyThing ($50.85)
DirtyPrttyThing posts the small blind of $0.25
Gauge posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHIPPOPOTAMUS [7h 7d]
oVIRUSo folds
oVIRUSo stands up
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $1.75
rectort sits down
cuteannie has 15 seconds left to act
rectort adds $35
cuteannie calls $1.75
bocca78 calls $1.75
DirtyPrttyThing calls $1.50
Gauge calls $1.25
*** FLOP *** [7s 5d 7c]
DirtyPrttyThing checks
Gauge checks
SHIPPOPOTAMUS checks
cuteannie has 15 seconds left to act
cuteannie checks
bocca78 checks
*** TURN *** [7s 5d 7c] [9h]
DirtyPrttyThing checks
Gauge checks
SHIPPOPOTAMUS bets $5
cuteannie folds
bocca78 folds
DirtyPrttyThing has 15 seconds left to act
DirtyPrttyThing raises to $13.25
Gauge folds
SHIPPOPOTAMUS has 15 seconds left to act
SHIPPOPOTAMUS has requested TIME
SHIPPOPOTAMUS calls $8.25
*** RIVER *** [7s 5d 7c 9h] [Ac]
DirtyPrttyThing bets $20
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $35, and is all in
DirtyPrttyThing calls $15
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows [7h 7d] four of a kind, Sevens
DirtyPrttyThing mucks
SHIPPOPOTAMUS wins the pot ($102.25) with four of a kind, Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $105.25 | Rake $3
Board: [7s 5d 7c 9h Ac]
Seat 1: Gauge (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: oVIRUSo didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: SHIPPOPOTAMUS showed [7h 7d] and won ($102.25) with four of a kind, Sevens
Seat 4: cuteannie folded on the Turn
Seat 5: bocca78 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: DirtyPrttyThing (small blind) mucked [9d 9s] - a full house, Nines full of Sevens

Full Tilt Poker Game #10045082128: Table Date (deep 6) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:58:22 ET - 2009/01/14
Seat 2: SHIPPOPOTAMUS ($51.50)
Seat 3: rails696 ($86.70)
Seat 4: scouby30 ($44.10)
Seat 5: oVIRUSo ($50.45)
Seat 6: INo1989 ($27.40)
INo1989 posts the small blind of $0.25
SHIPPOPOTAMUS posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHIPPOPOTAMUS [Qc Qh]
rails696 calls $0.50
scouby30 has 15 seconds left to act
scouby30 calls $0.50
oVIRUSo folds
INo1989 calls $0.25
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $3.50
rails696 calls $3
scouby30 calls $3
INo1989 has 15 seconds left to act
INo1989 calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Qd 8h Th]
INo1989 has 15 seconds left to act
INo1989 checks
SHIPPOPOTAMUS checks
rails696 bets $0.50
scouby30 raises to $6.50
INo1989 folds
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $48, and is all in
rails696 folds
scouby30 calls $34.10, and is all in
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows [Qc Qh]
scouby30 shows [Qs Ad]
Uncalled bet of $7.40 returned to SHIPPOPOTAMUS
*** TURN *** [Qd 8h Th] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 8h Th 3h] [6h]
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows a flush, Queen high
scouby30 shows a pair of Queens
SHIPPOPOTAMUS wins the pot ($92.70) with a flush, Queen high
scouby30 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $95.70 | Rake $3
Board: [Qd 8h Th 3h 6h]
Seat 2: SHIPPOPOTAMUS (big blind) showed [Qc Qh] and won ($92.70) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 3: rails696 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: scouby30 showed [Qs Ad] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: oVIRUSo (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: INo1989 (small blind) folded on the Flop

Perfect execution of stacking a guy you don't 3bet without AA or KK. Hes thinking "oh but wouldn't shippopotamus re-raise with TT or JJ? I bet he's got AJ or one of the draws, I'll ship to him because I like his poker name". Thanks NickW1979, your poker name is awful, 1979 was the worst year ever and your family doesn't love you.

Full Tilt Poker Game #10045263989: Table Breeze (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:08:59 ET - 2009/01/14
Seat 1: pebblebeach1111 ($22)
Seat 2: SHIPPOPOTAMUS ($48.85)
Seat 3: James Crum ($50)
Seat 4: JuriVranjes ($59.35)
Seat 5: hurt71 ($18.65)
Seat 6: Nickw1979 ($50)
JuriVranjes posts the small blind of $0.25
hurt71 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHIPPOPOTAMUS [Tc Td]
Nickw1979 raises to $2
pebblebeach1111 folds
SHIPPOPOTAMUS calls $2
James Crum folds
JuriVranjes folds
hurt71 folds
*** FLOP *** [Th Jc 3h]
Nickw1979 bets $3
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $9
Nickw1979 has 15 seconds left to act
Nickw1979 raises to $20
SHIPPOPOTAMUS raises to $46.85, and is all in
Nickw1979 calls $26.85
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows [Tc Td]
Nickw1979 shows [Ks Kh]
*** TURN *** [Th Jc 3h] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Th Jc 3h 5d] [9s]
SHIPPOPOTAMUS shows three of a kind, Tens
Nickw1979 shows a pair of Kings
SHIPPOPOTAMUS wins the pot ($95.45) with three of a kind, Tens
Nickw1979 adds $48.85
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $98.45 | Rake $3
Board: [Th Jc 3h 5d 9s]
Seat 1: pebblebeach1111 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: SHIPPOPOTAMUS showed [Tc Td] and won ($95.45) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: James Crum (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: JuriVranjes (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: hurt71 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Nickw1979 showed [Ks Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings